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Since he has a new movie out and the studio’s life depends on the fact that he’s seen as a leading man who doesn’t giggle and get grossed out at the thought of vagina, it’s time to play, “Hey, look! Jake Gyllenhaal is dating a chick whose name has never been mentioned in the same sentence as his before! No, seriously! He really likes girls we promise!” Popeater reports:
On the heels of his romance with America’s sweetheart, Taylor Swift, Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t wasting any time getting back into the dating pool — or should we say, the kiddie pool. Gyllenhaal, 30, was recently spotted ordering eggs and a side of rebound at breakfast in New York with ‘90210’ star Jessica Lowndes, 22, according to Us Weekly. After his breakfast date with Lowndes, Gyllenhaal also reportedly got cozy with a different young lady later that evening. Talk about playing the field…According to E! Online, Gyllenhaal’s rep is denying his client’s player ways, insisting that Gyllenhaal and Lowndes are “not dating.” But the brunette beauty’s rep replied with a simple “no comment.”
Jessica and I had a brief imaginary sexual relationship recently, so I think I’m qualified to say that these two aren’t having sex. She used to get all weird when I’d bring up anal. C’mon, why you gotta be like that, baby?