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Lindsay Lohan couldn’t even be trusted to play a chick who gets gang banged, so to make sure she can get insured to step foot on a movie set, she’s been cast to play a pregnant woman who was stabbed 16 times and had her baby cut out of her stomach. The feel good movie of the year! TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan could soon be a famous murder victim — because TMZ has learned she’s been offered the role of Sharon Tate in an upcoming movie about Charles Manson. The movie’s called “Eyes of a Dreamer” and is being produced by Brad Wyman … one of the guys who did “Monster” with Charlize Theron. The part of Charles Manson will be played by celeb photographer Tyler Shields — whose work you might recognize — and get this … Tyler’s directing the whole shebang. So far, no word on whether Lindsay will accept.
Tyler Shields is this weird dude who does weird shit (pulled a gun on a guy at a party and shot him) and calls it “performance art”, and he’s friends with Lindsay, so this movie should be the self-indulgent, pretentious piece of shit that you might expect. You also might expect that I look fantastic in this V-neck sweater. And you’d be right! Look at you go!