Tom Cruise attended the premiere of The Kennedys with his wife Katie Holmes. Although it’s hard to tell in the banner picture. Mostly because Tom Cruise isn’t wearing stilts or one of those jet packs that you see flying over car dealerships when there’s balloons and guy in a gorilla suit holding a sign that says they’ll take your trade no matter how much you owe.

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