Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America in San Francisco this morning. And by “performed” I mean stood perfectly still and walked around and occasionally moved her arms and struggled to bend her fat ass over. Can’t she just be like Adele and sit in a chair the whole time from now on? She looked like a mom on Toddlers and Tiaras doing her daughter’s routine from the side of the stage.
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