Katy Perry was at BBC Radio 1 studios in London supporting Red Nose Day (*) last night, and since she’s a
attention whore who will slit her wrists if everybody isn’t looking at her and only hertrendsetter who breaks all the rules, she wore an actual red nose. How groundbreaking! I bet nobody has ever thought of that before!
(*) = Yeah, I didn’t know either. I had to Google it. It was way too much to read but it’s about helping poor people or some shit. Not my first guess. I assumed it was about alcoholics or mystical reindeer with the power of flight.