Everything Is Bigger In Texas

Christina Aguilera began her career as a child, won five Grammys, and performed “The Star Spangled Banner” a few times, so when she fucked up the lyrics at Super Bowl XLV, it was a little jarring. Also jarring? How different she looks in black from, say, Sofia Vergara. When part of your marketability lies in sex appeal, you should probably only have one chin.


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