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Since Jess’ gag reflex is almost as good as her creepy, almost Pavlovian scream of “TODD’S WIFE!!!” whenever she sees pictures of Megan Fox, here’s Megan Fox in a bra and panties for Armani. Speaking of which, who is this Armani dude? He always gets hot chicks to pose in their underwear? Does he put on ads Craigslist? Is he rich or something? What’s his secret?

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