First Look Of Andrew Garfield As Spider-Man



Hollywood is like your grandma with a new computer, constantly rebooting because it can’t possibly be her that doesn’t know what she’s doing. So, ask expected, they’re already starting a new Spider-Man franchise starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and directed by a guy who shot a 3 Doors Down video. Ok, sure. Collider reports:

I don’t want to nitpick this one image to death when A) I don’t know the context of the scene; and B) it’s ultimately just a costume. It’s slightly stylized, but it still doesn’t deviate too far from the mesh-style of the costume from the first three films. I am curious to know why the Spider emblem’s leg reach all the way down to Peter Parker’s crotch, but I’m sure there’s a good reason for it. But now I’m curious to know what the mask looks like…

Man, Collider seems way too concerned about the costume. I’m more concerned about who Andrew Garfield is. Who is the dude? Were they filming and he just walked on set? Is he like that homeless dude with the golden voice? Is this the one where Spider-Man sings in front of a news reporter then gets hired by the Cavaliers then goes back to rehab because he was a lying drug addict the whole time? But not before my Facebook wall gets raped with links about Spider-Man and his “TOUCHING STORY!!” and “OMG I LOVE HIM! GOD IS GREAT!!”. I mean, if it is, I guess I can check out on Redbox or something.

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