Megan Fox was in Hawaii with her husband this weekend, and OH DEAR GOD. I thought I was over her, but then she had to prance around in Hawaii showing off her stomach, like what? Like I’m supposed to drop everything and run back to you like nothing ever happened?! Huh?! Is that what you think?! I don’t have time for this! Just tell me where the mesh fabric bag is so I can wash your delicates and we’ll talk about this later!


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