Emma Watson Can Borrow My Wand

Besides my obvious sexual innuendo at the top of this post, you will also notice that Emma Watson attended the London premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 and restored my faith that chicks with short hair can be hot. She still kinda looks like Peter Pan, but my penis made a good point with the whole “a way more accommodating vagina” thing. I would thank him, but he just retired to the study to read Wilde while I type this. Because he’s so long, you see.


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