More troubling news from Lady Gaga‘s revisionist history childhood – she was on an episode of The Sopranos when she was 15. The poor thing just couldn’t catch a break back then. I mean from going to a prestigious prep school to being cast on a legendary TV show, it’s no wonder she can fully empathize with the self-important loners who like her music. Whatever. They cast her as a female, so I guess that’s good news.

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