Katy Perry went to Nobu in London this weekend and wore a Stars and Stripes/Union Jack dress so tight that looking at it makes me sterile. This dress is supposed to show her torn World Cup allegiance, but I don’t see how jacking off is going to make me care about soccer.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
