Jessica Biel Was There Too

For some reason, I forgot to add Jessica Biel’s hot ass (literally) to the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala post, so I’m making up for that. Christ. Hummingbirds would send me hate mail for how fast I would lick this chick’s vagina, so it’s a little disappointing that she’s still with Justin Timberlake. I’m close to recalibrating my cyborg werewolves to only attack dancing wiggers with buzzed down Jew fros, but I am patient. Soon, my sweet. Soon…