Kim Kardashian is in Miami this weekend, and again, I don’t care if she’s been on top of more black guys than Haiti, I’d put an inner tube around my dick and plow her ass like a freed slave who just got 40 acres. I realize that metaphor makes me a 150-year old black guy, but hopefully she’ll just read “black” and just go with it.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
