Without her nose job, dyed blonde hair, and all the shit she wears to cover up her hideous face, Lady Gaga looks like an extra on Jersey Shore, but based on the power of gays and people who enjoy waving glow sticks to nursery rhyme lyrics, Lady Gaga has managed to trick the world and herself that she is a superstar. So with that undeserved God complex, I guess her own penis wasn’t enough for her. She wants one that belongs to a man that has a two-month old baby with his longtime girlfriend. Hollywoodscoop via Star reports:
Star magazine claims the pop singer stole her current boyfriend away from his previous relationship. According to the source, Matthew “Dada” Williams—who is an art director for Haus of Gaga—dumped his longtime girlfriend, ashion stylist Erin Hirsh. “Matt was crazy about Erin, but then Gaga manipulated to get him back,” said the source. And Williams even has a son with Hirsh. Insiders say he left Erin and baby Cairo when he was just two months old in order to join Gaga on tour. Erin then saw photographs of her boyfriend in London making out with Gaga in a tabloid. “Erin saw the pictures and realized what was going down,” the source revealed. “Even though Matt had told her in so many words that they were through, actually seeing Gaga getting it on with the father of her child was absolutely devastating to her.”
If you’re a man and you want to fuck Lady Gaga, your daddy didn’t play catch with you and you are now sexually confused and probably DVR Project Runway while you bake brownies in a Gossip Girls apron. I hope this clears up any confusion. This Erin chick probably got pregnant because she accidentally wiped with this dude’s Details magazine.
Oh yeah, baby! The only question now is who wouldn’t want to get up in this? I mean, I would, but my gag reflex is really low:
