Really, Bitch? Really?

If you ever wonder why Lady Gaga and her magical gay elves dress her up like this all the time, it’s not because she’s a fashion icon who’s expanding our minds and causing a paradigm in what we think is style, it’s because she looks like THIS. I guess they thought it was better if a androgynous space alien would look better singing songs about sex than a homely Italian chick who looks like a villain on the Silverhawks.