My obsession with Ashley Greene is reaching damn near crisis levels, so I really wish she would have had the decency to let me know she was a attending a Tim Burton tribute at the Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit last night. Excuse me, little miss Twilight, but my time is valuable to me. I feel like the time I spent going through your trashcan and trying to pick your lock last night could have been better served by intimate conversation and perhaps hiding in your back seat. Open communication is important to me. Is that too much to ask?!
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
