Sophie Reade is some UK chick who won Big Brother 10, so here she is modeling lingerie for something I didn’t bother to look up. I hear women are executed in Britain if they have anything less than a D, so I assume Sophie Reade has a long life ahead of her. Unlike the battery on my remote control car. The girls at the park point and laugh when I make it jump the ramp I made, but I think it’s because they’re just too shy to come and talk to me. Don’t be scared, ladies!
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