Ryan, the editor of our kick ass horror movie sister site, ShockTillYouDrop, was asked to be the emcee for the Hollywood premiere of Jennifer’s Body last night and while he was busy with that, a Shock reporter interviewed Megan Fox and asked her if she ate girls. Megan Fox seemed to be sexxxily confused by the question. I don’t know if you can see my mind’s eye right now, but if you could, you would realize it looks like an erupting volcano or the time Chief Brody shot that CO2 tank in Jaws’ mouth.
A far larger platform may be waiting for the Duke of Sussex. Rather than sticking to traditional philanthropy, Meghan Markle…
