Outtakes of Megan Fox’s Elle photoshoot (see it here) were released yesterday, and um, damn. I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but one of my ex-girlfriend’s used to call my penis “God’s Ambien”. You know, if Megan is interested in that sort of thing.
A far larger platform may be waiting for the Duke of Sussex. Rather than sticking to traditional philanthropy, Meghan Markle…
