Mena Suvari is like 5’4″ and has tits you’d normally see at a 5th grade dance, but put her face in the pillow and God has given you something to work with. Jesus, her ass doesn’t even look like part of her body. She probably has to shop at the Target for centaurs. Fitting her ass in regular pants would be like the time I tried to fit my penis in a paper towel roll. There’s a good chance they would explode like Maui.
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