Holy shit, Katy. My friend’s preschooler probably wouldn’t wear this for fear of looking like a baby. Based on your songs, you are a major attention whore. So you should know that the boys want tits and ass, not toddlers. Men with diaper fetishes are not the majority. Schoolgirl costumes are ok. Onesies are not. Step away from the Gymboree.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
