I have no idea what’s in Jamie Kennedy’s semen, but leading researchers should really look into it, because Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up at Crash Mansion last night looking the hottest she’s looked in years. She’s a skinny (again?) brunette with big tits. If I had a magic lamp, you could just go ahead and assume I had two wishes left.
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