Paris Hilton was dressed like an outer space prostitute for some photoshoot for something I didn’t bother to look up, and there’s really no point to this other than just to say, if any guy reading this thinks this is hot, do me a favor. Turn in your penis and badge with the Sarge. Because, well, it’s obvious you don’t need them anymore.
Meghan Markle has reportedly been put on alert about one of the royal family’s newest members. The woman in question…
