Continuing my moral obligation to post every Megan Fox picture ever taken, here’s her hot little ass leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica yesterday. I know someone is probably going to say something about her dumb ink, but I think it might be time to let that go there, sweetie. It’s a ridiculous tattoo on Megan Fox. That’s like having a scratch on an Aston Martin. If somebody gave you the keys you’d still drive the hell out of it. I want to pin her ankles to the headboard, not start a dialogue about tattoo aesthetics. Megan Fox could have a pentagram carved in her chest and I’d still have to use those condoms that numb your penis.
Nancy Guthrie’s followers briefly thought they had finally gotten the update they had been waiting for. A late-night sheriff’s message…
