So, in case you haven’t heard, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green reportedly faked their breakup to get publicity because Megan Fox heard her photos weren’t selling anymore. Awesome. I just opened a pint of ice cream and put on some Sarah McLachan, so I’ll be okay, but here’s the Jezebel meeting with a director yesterday. I really wish I could stay mad, but just look at her, man. These pictures could be of her stabbing a homeless man or wearing a necklace of baby fetuses, and it would only just add a few seconds to my finish time.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
