Emergency! Burger King Is Out Of Linkonade.

That is one urgent emergency. [BestWeekEver]

There’s only one thing worse than your mom discovering your lube. You mom discovering your anal lube. [CollegeHumor]

Paris Hilton has moved on to Amanda Bynes sloppy seconds, which is a downgrade in almost every sense of the word. Except the intended software sense.[FatBackMedia]

I’m developing an obsession with Anne Hathaway. That and the slow news day means an Anne Hathaway link. [LaineyGossip]

London Fashion Week seems much cooler than New York Fashion Week. Maybe it’s the more nipples? Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Holly Madison broke up with Cris Angel when he made her self respect disappear.[ImNotObsessed]

Emily Blunt: not as smokable as her name would imply. [ICYDK]