Kim Kardashian is a Vortex

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These pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ass eating her dress at Mr. Chow last week are kinda old now, but I had already downloaded and edited them before my computer got the ebola virus, so I’m posting them. I hope you’re cool with that. I really hope you are, because, okay look. I just got out of a bad relationship and I’m feeling kind of vulnerable right now and I don’t think I could handle your rejection. When my mom brought me my cocoa last night, she said it’s because my heart has too much love to give. So go ahead, Tatiana. Go back to Russia. Because my heart doesn’t know any other way.