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“Acting isn’t about escaping, it’s about running towards yourself.” If that makes sense to you, you’d probably like this Oscar noms roundtable [LaineyGossip]

If it doesn’t, there’s always part of Marisa Miller‘s bikini bottom slipping off…Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

This slutty outfit would have been awesome on so many people that aren’t Katie Price [HollywoodTuna]

I don’t know why no one noticed before, but Sam Ronson looks a lot like Michael Lohan. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rented this place on Long Island. I wonder if I can live in teh pool house. [CityRag]

Somethings wrong when your kid needs a police escort to get out of elementary school. [JustJared]

Pete Wentz wears boots that make me want to hit him in the face with a brick. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Busted-ass Celeb of the Day? Sleepy Matthew Broderick. [DListed]