I never really thought Keri Russell was all that, but damn if she doesn’t look kinda hot in her new photoshoot for Details Magazine. If I had to pinpoint what’s different now, I’d have to say it’s because she’s looking all wet and slutty. That helps. Why, just yesterday I was pretending to be a cop and pulling women over, and this lady dumped a bottle of water on her chest to get out of the ticket! And it totally worked! How do they do that?!
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