Pretending to be a quirky and edgy bisexual for fortune and fame because being a blonde Christian singer named Katy Hudson didn’t get you the attention you so desperately craved is apparently exhausting, because here’s Katy Perry repeatedly busting her ass at the MTV Latin America VMAs last night. Look, I realize she’s supposed to be “shocking,” but you know what? So is an electric eel, but you don’t see me buying its albums.
