Mischa Barton is a working actress in the most generous sense of the word, so I guess this might explain her decision to leave a liquor store with an 18-pack of cheap ass beer in full view of photographers. I would kinda feel sorry for her, but she ruined her own career with a hilariously over-inflated sense of self-worth and lots of weed, so the only thing I can hope is that she just bought $2.50 worth of gas and had her cable turned off. I hear that goes pretty good with Bud Light.
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