Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Might Be Engaged

Now that she’s getting fat and has lost all semblance of a successful career, Jessica Simpson is now planning her next logical step, marrying a rich dude. Yeee haawww! Chicago-Sun Times reports:

One of my best Dallas snoops just happened to be in the original Neiman Marcus in Big D, shortly after Jessica Simpson and main man and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were in the store checking out big sparklers — the kind women wear on their left-hand ring finger. I’m hearing the couple are talking about a winter wedding. Dallas fans can relax. The happy twosome are said to be planning to tie the knot well after the end of the NFL season, including the Super Bowl — should the Cowboys make it to the big game in Tampa, Fla.”

Wow, this must be great news for the rest of the Dallas Cowboys. Tony Romo acts like he’s never seen a football when Jessica in the stands and they’re only dating. Imagine what it’s gonna be like when they get married. There’s a good chance Tony Romo comes out of the tunnel wearing roller skates and a life jacket.

Jessica at LAX airport on September 29th:

Jessica Simpson. Live. Last night. Please God make it stop: