Who in the hell knows why Mischa Barton is considered some kind of fashion icon because whenever she leaves the house she looks like this. Seriously. This. You could pick out clothes from trees after a tornado and dress better than this idiot. But an even greater mystery is why she isn’t wearing a bra. We’ve already seen what her thighs and ass look like. Unless her tits can tell me my future or refill my Guinness, I’m not really sure why she would think I’d want to see them.
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