Angelina Jolie Has Low Self-Esteem

Despite the fact that every man (and many women) on earth wants to lick on her, Angelina Jolie claims that she suffers from low self-esteem. She says:

I struggle with low self-esteem all the time. I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it’s unbelievable.”

I guess Angelina was just saying this to seem normal, because that’s what sentient warrior sex goddesses from other dimensions do. They blend in. They blend in then they strike when we least expect it. Behold, Angelina Jolie! Men cannot resist her! Mankind may not survive her!


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