Britney Spears Has Great Friends

The details of Osama “Sam” Lufti’s deposition with Federline’s lawyer, Mark David Kaplan, have yet to be released, but it has been hinted that Lufti has brokered a deal on behalf of Spears with a paparazzi photo agency – in which Spears’ gets a cut of the profits. It has also been hinted that Lufti is a fucking douchebag. Page Six says:

Britney Spears’ constant companion and “manager,” Sam Lufti, had three restraining orders taken out against him in California before hopping on the pop tart’s crazy-train. Danny Haines, one of the people who obtained a court order, says Lufti told him he should “just kill himself” when their friendship soured. Lufti was “more jealous than a lover,” Haines tells Blender magazine. He says Lufti would go to extremes, telling him he was a “worthless mother[bleeper]” one minute and that he “loved” him the next. When Haines eventually cut him off, Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers. He texted and called incessantly and, according to court documents, told Haines he hoped his sister would be “raped to death.” Haines says that in one e-mail to him, Lufti wrote of Haines’ mother that he hoped “Satan devours her flesh and bones” and he looked forward to the day when he would “piss on her burial.”

So from what we can tell, Lufti is gay and insane. Awesome. Britney better careful, because one time a crazy gay attacked me, and I only survived by showing him my new versatile and chic Prada messenger bag. With my instantly effective and suprisingly simple self-defense techniques, you too can protect yourself from gay attackers. Call today!!

Britney at the Millennium Dance Studio last night. (Warning: One of her ugly tits falls out of her shirt at one point, so this is probably NSFW(L).)

Britney at the Hustler store in Hollywood last night:


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