Here’s Ashlee Simpson and gaywad Pete Wentz in Costa Rica this weekend, and I don’t know why I was expecting a lot more when I first saw these. I can’t tell if it’s because her rack has somehow disappeared or her gigantic feet, but I assume that’s why she can only manage to date a guy with eyeliner and a cane.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
