Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Might Be Engaged

Although their relationship has just been made public, sources close to Kim Kardashian, 27, say she is engaged to former Heisman winner Reggie Bush, 22. OK! Magazine reports:

While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, “One thing I did learn from ’07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

Kim added:

“I’m the best cook!” Kim tells OK!. “People don’t know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle.”

“Surprisingly?” Not really. Kim Kardashian has gotten more black guys off than Abraham Lincoln. She’s like a cyborg programmed to trap black dudes, casting her net of ass and fried chicken. The only way she could do any better is if she bled Kool-Aid.

Note: No official word yet on why Reggie Bush would want to marry this skank, but many believe it may be a result of the time he got knocked retarded:


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