Tom Cruise is Really Gay

What’s Tom Cruise’s biggest turn on? Dressing his wife up in a suit. New York Daily News says:

Katie Holmes has the secret for turning Tom Cruise on, but now she is sharing it with the world. “Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush,” the “Mad Money” star reveals to In Style magazine. “He’ll say, ‘You look good. I hope security’s going with you.’ Now that gives me attitude.”

The script for Top Gun has long been rumored to be a parable about a man’s fight against his own homosexuality, so this seems about right. You don’t need to be Dr. Phil to pick up on the fact that a man who likes to dress his wife like James Bond might not rank “vagina” on the top of his “to do” list.

Katie and Suri out shopping on December 7th: