Carrie Underwood is the Big Winner

Carrie Underwood had a big night at the AMAs where she won “Favorite Female Country Artist,” “Favorite Country Album,” and “Dumbest Dress.” Jesus, what is that thing? She looks like a duck. Did she go to perform or did she go to talk about supplemental insurance? Not that it matters. She still manages to be hot. I’ve never wanted to fuck a doily so bad in my life.