Her boyfriend, Tom Brady, was in town to play the Dolphins, so here’s Gisele Bundchen in a tiny bikini in Miami on Saturday. Say what you want about her face, but damn she has a sick body. I don’t know what I’d do if I saw a Victoria’s Secret model at the beach. In my mind, my eyes would pop of my head, smoke would shoot out my ears, and my bow tie would spin around really fast like I was a cartoon wolf, but the pictures would later reveal that I just had my hands down my pants and a towel over my lap.
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