Britney: Skank, Weave, Hat, Drunk, Topless…

Finally what you’ve all been waiting for: high resolution pictures of a drunk and topless Britney Spears in a pool hooking up with some dude she just met. You normally only read stories about women like Britney Spears in fairy tales when she happens upon a tiny cottage of seven dwarfs after the wicked queen tells the huntsman to kill her. But they never can, because princesses like Britney are so beautiful and classy. Who’s the fairest of them all? I think these pictures speak for themselves.