Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Broke Up

Us Magazine is reporting Jessica Alba split from her boyfriend of two and half years, Cash Warren, over the phone. The unlikely couple met in 2005 on the set of Fantastic Four where Warren was serving as an assistant to the film’s director:

Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out…The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” the source says. “[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.”

I hope this little guy doesn’t start crying because it lasted two and a half years longer than anybody expected it to. Jessica Alba is one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood. Cash Warren gets coffee for other people on set. It was bound to end sooner or later. Just like the Harry Potter books. Get over it, nerds.

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