Lindsay Lohan is Canceled

Despite reportedly spending her days inside rehab planning it, Lindsay Lohan has canceled her long planned 21st birthday party at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas on July 2. US Magazine reports:

Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent,” says Lohan’s rep…A spokesperson for PURE nightclub released the following statement: “We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.”

Just so we’re clear, Lindsay didn’t cancel this thing. She’s been envisioning a party of penis wishes and cocaine dreams for months, so there’s no way this was her idea. In a more likely scenario, her people finally grew some balls and told her that this may not be the best way to show her potential employers that she’s serious about sobriety. I’m guessing it involved flashcards and pictures of money going down a drain. C’mon Lindsay, you can do it, just sound it out!

Lindsay playing with her friends and pretending to work out at a Malibu gym:



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