Britney Spears is a Complete Retard

Doing her best to show she has turned her life around, Britney Spears is now reportedly dating her appointed drug counselor. John Sundahl, 38, a real estate developer, was recommended to Spears by the staff at Promises where he was to help her on her road to sanity recovery. Yeah, that part didn’t work so well:

At first, they met at his Beverly Hills house to discuss topics such as the twelve-step program – but the conversation allegedly got intimate rather quickly. “Britney and John ended up making out beside the pool – and Britney acted like she didn’t care who saw her…She’s got no shame.”

I don’t think they’ve invented a level of dumb to classify Britney Spears, but I think it’s somewhere between life support and a coaster. She should wear a helmet on general principle. I saw a homeless man brushing his teeth with a dead bird one time and that made more sense that what Britney has done the last six months.

Britney actually with her kids in Hawaii:

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