If this site were based in the UK, I’d spend my days tending my garden, driving my motorcar to the market and writing about chicks like Michelle Marsh. She’s in a British magazine or newspaper every day, and if you have a hard time picking her out, she’s the one that usually has her tongue somewhere on Lucy Pinder. Think Ashlee Simpson without that pesky Y chromosome.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.