The Miss USA Pageant is nothing to joke about. These women come from across the country to politely battle one another for the shiny crown claiming the best from coast to coast, both inside and out. Maxim Magazine was kind enough to get in and talk with some of the contestants and get their thoughts on this year’s pageant, which is slated for July 12 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Will the girl from your state win? Maybe. Will you glue yourself to the couch right before the swimsuit competition? Most definitely. Tune into NBC on July 12 as former Miss USA Nia Sanchez crowns the new Miss USA 2015. We wouldn’t miss it for the world, or even for the birth of our first child.
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