We know that not everyone is a “beach person.” Some of us don’t like the sand. Others don’t like getting in the water. But just try looking Denise Milani in the eyes and saying that. Hell, just try looking Denise Milani in the eyes at all and you’ve got more restraint than most of us. We’ll just leave it at that.
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