Twitter had a boatload of bad excuses to keep from having sex.
Now that you're here, the fun can begin.
Purge, baby, purge!
Try again, guys.
Mr. Peanut shows up to party in his vehicle.
Are you ready, folks? I can't hear you!
The power of Christ compels you!
No coming back from that.
Chill dog and enjoy funny photos (no comma necessary in this case).
So much nostalgia.