That's not living the high life.
These folks need to log off forever.
Click, laugh, repeat.
There's no place like (another) home.
Don't think those sales are worth it.
Now your girlfriend has statistics on her team.
Check your watch. It's LOLZ o' clock.
Some days it's better to call in sick.
You should really take a stab at these headphones.
It's not smokin' hot.